If I get stoned, I’m just carrying on an old family tradition.
Because I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun
I always carry round my loaded shotgun
If I think I'm gonna have a bad time
I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine
Or better yet: Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls
Well, it must've been them pills I took
Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin'
It must've been them pills I took