That's the classic "only coder" mindset. Instead of being uncomfortable learning about software architecture, side effects or even pure functions, tries to solve every problem with for and while loops.
You hide the details but you never forget they’re there, lest they spoil and start smelling really bad.
(Also, apparently the MOV instruction on amd64 gives you Turing completeness as proved by that crazy compiler, so gotos may be made of MOVs sometimes, but meh)