> A Jerry Seinfeld routine about cats.
> Why do cats always land on their feet? I've never seen a cat land on its feet. They don't; they land on you.
> I was at my friend's house the other day, and his cat was walking across the room. And I said to him, "How does that cat always land on its feet?" And he said, "Well, it's because they're lighter than air."
> And I said, "No, it's because they've got nine lives."
> And he said, "No, it's because they're lighter than air."
> And I said, "No, it's because they've got nine lives."
> And he said, "No, it's because they're lighter than air."
> And I said, "No, it's because they've got nine lives."
And then it just repeated those last two lines until my browser crashed. It cost me about a quarter.