Dude if you can't see the connection between your weird comments about green hats and the stock price of the green hat companies, then I don't know what to say. It's as clear as day. You pretended it was all about baseball but we can all see the stocks moving everytime you mention it.

[See? It's easy to make a wild conspiracy when I get to put words in your mouth, and I never have to prove anything. Don't be critical of my methods, boomers]