At a guess, then you'll mail your daemon to fetch the page, to be mailed back by the daemon?
Only after I find a trustworthy wi-fi connection that'll allow proxy-less SSH.
This entire comments thread has a higher than expected level of subtle/downplayed humor. I appreciate subtle humor, but I don't know if Hacker News is the place for it.
That's odd. I found no references to either subtle or downplayed humor in the rider.