Most stuff you mentioned:
1 - Is not an actual relational DB
2- Doesn't really scale to zero
Planetscale does scale to zero, but has a ridiculous billing model.
1 - Is not an actual relational DB
2- Doesn't really scale to zero
Planetscale does scale to zero, but has a ridiculous billing model.
Alternatively, it's likely that Planetscale will eventually provide a provisioned billing model, similar to DynamoDB. Then you can choose between scalable usage based pricing or less flexible flat rate pricing. Either way, innovating different billing models for RDBMS is a win.