My barber shop thrived during lockdown and they said all their barber friends thrived as well and they all wanted lockdowns to continue as long as possible, because they got money from the government and at the same time received lots of enquiries from customers to cut their hair (illegally) in their gardens. My barber said he's made more money than ever in his life because people paid so much more and tipped him extra for coming to their houses whilst still getting government money.

I on the other hand was one of the few idiots who didn't go on furlough and then used my furlough money to holiday in Spain and instead was working throughout the entire pandemic like an idiot and now I have to pay more taxes for all the expensive COVID-19 measures which I believe until today we should have never done and let nature filter an overpopulated planet like it's meant to be.