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This is actually a decent joke, buried under a dismissal.

A dark joke, with perhaps a hint of OJ Simpson, but a solid nerd joke nonetheless.

I thought maybe a message about using protection.

Yeah: "No glove, no love."

That was much funnier back in high school health class, but it sure is easy to remember.

Or word embeddings

Indeed. Similarly, the levenshtein distance between wrap and tap is 2.

The glove is losing its touch!

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