PHP runs more of the "web" than you probably realise - some of the highest trafficked websites in the world, in fact. It's fine done properly. The bad press from 20 years ago is pretty much unwarranted these days. Also, if wordpress had been written in RoR or Perl/something else, plenty of the PHP bad press would have been avoided.
I've yet to meet a Clojure developer capable of actually solving business problems. All they do is pontificate about how perfect FP is and how terrible every other language is, despite accomplishing nothing whatsoever themselves.