I relate to the general sentiment, mind you, but Rust is brainlessly easy to install.
But even if you seriously don't want to even do that (two shell commands) you can still pull a Docker image and work inside it -- but that's a bit more involved, granted.
I applaud the Rustler Precompiled effort because apparently it lowers the barrier to entry for many -- yourself included -- but at least for me installing Rust was never an actual problem.
As for Explorer, I have a few friends that curse at Python and Pandas every week, I might be able to "sell" them this project instead!