Your app is making money? That's very nice. But have you tried selling the PROMISE of more moneys sometime in the future? Lots and lots of moneys. Just say things like "We are trying to elevate the world's consciousness" and "community-based EBITA!"
I actually read Billion Dollar Loser this year, and the show is dead on. The book has more WTF moments in it, but the show's S-1 fiasco was juicer, if I remember correctly.