If you want a new, expensive hobby, look into CNC machining. Don’t expect cheap parts, though.
> I am willing to go into the mid 4 figures for a good product(s) that can help me with both bar furniture trim, aluminum fittings, and laser engraving.
Mid 4 figures is about where you’d end up with an entry level 3-axis CNC, workholding accessories, tooling, and all of the other accessories you’ll need to set up the machine and cut aluminum correctly.
That budget is way too low for 4-axis and laser engraving.
I’d outsource the parts and start with a small $3-6K hobby CNC from a known brand (Bantam or PocketNC for example). Learn the basics of machining, CAM, workholding, and other basics on small parts on a small machine, then decide if you want to go bigger.
> and it's tough to wade through the many, many hours of semi-honest use/reviews when I have the day job and fam.
If you don’t even have time to research and learn the basics, you definitely won’t have time to learn how to properly operate a machine and CAD/CAM. I think you’re underestimating the work that goes into even basic CNC machining.