Hey, let's not be too hard on Bitcoin, it's turned out to be a great way to catch pedophiles! https://www.wired.com/story/tracers-in-the-dark-welcome-to-v...

Also I love this:

> Across the hall, a woman with overlined lips and bleach blond hair was selling a concept called “CommuniSea,” in which members purchase shares in a luxury megayacht with on-board chefs and private trainers. Each “share” gave members a certain number of points, which translated to a certain number of nights on the yacht—all for the low starting price of $395,000 a year.

> “So it’s like a timeshare,” I said to the woman.

> “No, no, no,” she assured me. “It’s like an NFT.”