Another take many people in the field are expressing is that it's simply infeasible to reliably interpret statistical models at that level (especially one that is dominated by systematic uncertainty), since they are based on approximations and assumptions e.g. that certain nuisance parameters are "nicely" distributed and uncorrelated. See e.g. comments from Prof. Cranmer [1] who is one of the folks who developed the standard statistical formalism and methods used in modern particle physics experiments.
[1] https://twitter.com/kylecranmer/status/1512222463094140937?s...