I'm so desperate for a SQL database where I can just put it on a bunch of commodity hardware via Docker, connect them up and never worry about this again. Ideally it'd monitor my queries and create indexes for me. pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassssseeeeeeeeee
/dream
FoundationDB is similar but you have to do so much yourself. It's more or less what I'm describing for a key value store though. Not sure why it's not more popular.