You see no value in having a currency that can't be inflated on a whim by your government? As in, the printing of money that reduces the purchasing power of the money sitting in your bank account. Really?
I recommend not storing your password with your coke.
There are people using Bitcoin as a currency, via lightning, right now. More join all the time. The network expands.
It is a currency, is used as a currency, as sats. It is also a long term store of value as Bitcoin. You can ignore reality as much as your like, but the world has moved on from your 2017 era complaints.
It is wildly practical today, and there are several good custodial solutions if you do not wish to run a node yourself. Please give it a try!
I'm afraid your comment doesn't make much sense.