Yes, except gold, wheat, and coal have inherent value as physical items whereas crypto does not.
There are people using Bitcoin as a currency, via lightning, right now. More join all the time. The network expands.
It is a currency, is used as a currency, as sats. It is also a long term store of value as Bitcoin. You can ignore reality as much as your like, but the world has moved on from your 2017 era complaints.
It is wildly practical today, and there are several good custodial solutions if you do not wish to run a node yourself. Please give it a try!
I'm afraid your comment doesn't make much sense.
I recommend not storing your password with your coke.