> One of my favorite stories in the Bible...I won't spoil the ending - but I think the setup makes a lot of sense.

> I have the same opinion of academics - show me what you can light on fire.

I don't know if you're going to be welcome in a lot of liberal art colleges, since this is the ending(SPOILERS!):

> And Elijah said to them, “Seize the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape.” And they seized them. And Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon and slaughtered them there.