This is absurd. If you drop a slice of peanut butter mobius toast on the ground, how does it land?
What sort of toaster must I buy to take mobius bread and toast it?
I don't like the implications here, and reject all projection-based arguments. Too dangerous.
"Dr Gibbons! The zero-point readings are off the scale! We've done it!"
The toast briefly flickers into a pizza, then a burrito, then back to being a piece of toast.
His brows furrow. "No. This can't be. Shut it down! Delete the files! No one can ever learn of this!"
Breads contained by magnetic field and toasted by high energy plasma.
We'll ship the breads with QR-code DRM of course. Subscription model.
(Toastamak products contain no user servicable parts. Only to be used on bread and bread-derivatives. No warranty or liability accepted for breeding-based temporal anomalies. Fusion cells not included.)