However, I think you are wrong and haven't justified your point.
When I look at the work of someone like Gregory Crewdson[1] who has an idea, builds a set, lights a set, posses models and then processes multiple negatives into a final finished image, I see something.
I think it's art because it's a deliberate, complex thing. I see no purpose in it other than to be pleasing. I don't know where his vison comes from but it's much copied but, to my mind, so far not equalled.
Which is a long way round to saying, I like it. :P
If David Lynch films are art then Gergory Crewdson photographs are the same kind of art.
1. He actually uses a whole team to make his images but I'll just talk about him to save on confusion.