This is my first visit to Urbit... I feel like I stumbled into a parallel dimension. Currently transfixing me: The "Hoon syntax" page gives one-syllable pronunciations for all the ASCII punctuation chars. Wat.
You might need therapy after, but whenever I've met someone who can't stop saying things like "grok" and "less than awesome" I've always thought they needed whatever the opposite of therapy is. They're so well adjusted you can't stand being near them.