What is with this epidemic of snarky two-sentence headlines that read like they were written for a high school newspaper staffed by the cast of Mean Girls?
This is not unique to the WSJ; I've seen this across all major news outlets and newspapers in the last year or two. They all follow the same formula: Statement, <period>, Response dripping with snark/sarcasm. They make the article reek of immaturity before I've even had a chance to read it.