Sounds like you care specifically about the few things apple does well. Congrats you found a laptop for you!
You don’t care when a laptop sounds like a 747 when you are working under load?
I haven't unplugged my Macbook Pro more than a couple times in the last 2 years.
In short, I'd take a two inch thick Clevo that sounds like a 747 and only lasts for 2 hours if it meant not having to worry about turning my HVAC on when I want to do a screenshare.