> is anyone else growing tired of the sales-pitch we're all using?
Not growing, been there for years. Another common annoyance is when they have a pricing page that ultimately asks you to schedule a phone call with their salespeople (not applicable here, but a common sales pattern for these sorts of things).
> I don't know what I want in it's place
The core of the problem IMO is that so much of these sorts of pages are filled with fluff that doesn't communicate very well about the product (or maybe it does, but not at a level that I will ever engage with, like case studies). One solution in some cases is to put a video demo of the product front and center.
Look at https://about.gitlab.com/ for example. To some extent it's following the same pattern, but when you load the page the first thing you see is a pair of buttons. Get a free trial or watch a video demo. I'm annoyed they make it so hard to find their FOSS Community Edition (IMO that's a far better "free trial" than the one you have to sign up for), but just judging the landing page, the first thing you see is a CTA to get more information. The OP's page's first visual doesn't have that. You actually can't even find an actionable link until you've scrolled all the way to the bottom (if we ignore the top bar).
Another annoyance of mine is the marketing cheapening of words like "awesome" and "amazing", which is in full force in OP. In marketing copy (and in common vernacular among some people) they're just white noise. It's a fun exercise to rewrite marketing copy with all the adjectives removed.
Marketing criticism aside, though, I like the interactive element on OP. It's unnecessary, but cute.