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It's so awesome that this site is still online.
> … almost done with puberty, which is bragable.
LOL
Ah the same reason, why there is no proof of real wizzards. The ones tested and failed with science, were all frauds, while the real wizzards already have all the power and no need to expose themself.
Warhammer 40k has a similar joke. Orks think purple is the sneakiest color. Why? Well, have you ever seen a purple Ork? Didn't think so.