It's always intriguing to me that no major database vendors have added support for Python, Javascript, Lua, et. al, for their expression and stored procedure definition languages. It would really make things more accessible than Transact-SQL[1], Oracle's P/SQL[2] or DB2's messy external procedure support.[3]
[1]: https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sql/statements/create...
[2]: https://docs.oracle.com/cd/B19306_01/server.102/b14200/state...
[3]: https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/db2/11.5?topic=statements-create...