Humor is not allowed here.
The moderation system here is seriously broken, and has the effect of creating a toxic echo chamber of humorless trigger-happy goons. I've read a lot of complaints about it in various articles over the years, by names who no longer seem to be around. The response always seems to be EWONTFIX.
I'm not about to defend any commentariat anywhere, but you really have to make a stinker of a post to get that kind of thing here.