Relevant Onion article here: https://www.theonion.com/microsoft-patents-ones-zeroes-18195...
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People writing satire know people are irrational. Otherwise they wouldn't be writing satire, would they?
To quote George Carlin: Take an average idiot on the street, then realize half of people are dumber than them.