You drove a Corolla in college, then got a job and drove a cool BMW for several years and now you think you're hot shit, so you hope in an F1 car and not only does it take forever to learn how to drive it, it has to be driven on a special track and the gearbox is different, what a nuisance!
"If only we could add 4 doors, automatic transmission, snow tires, and a trunk to put our stuff in, people won't keep getting into accidents with this car", you say. Right, but then it becomes a BMW. If you want real speed, you need to first go slow and master the car because otherwise you'll crash and burn.
C is messy because real world hardware is very messy. You can't push bytes through the hardware at its speed limit without getting your hands dirty, and we all come out into the real world wearing "class Dog extends Animal" white gloves.
To use C effectively, you should not be coding in C in your mind. You should be thinking in assembly, but your fingers should be typing C code. It's not safe, but if you want to reach 230MPH and accelerate at 60MPH in 2.6 seconds, you better know exactly what you're doing when you hop behind the wheel of that car. It's not for the weak.