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And it's only free if your time is worthless...

Only for first time. If you are already experienced, it's not so hard to setup a server. Or you can hire a freelancer to do the job for you.

Can literally go from any Linux to a mail server in about 15 minutes if you can read.

Maybe an hour of pausing and rewinding a YouTube video on the subject if you are a millennial.