Oh my god the name just clicked. I knew some of the history but didn't catch he named it after himself.
From the CBOR wikipedia page:
> CBOR was inspired by MessagePack, which was developed and promoted by Sadayuki Furuhashi. CBOR extended MessagePack, particularly by allowing to distinguish text strings from byte strings, which was implemented in 2013 in MessagePack.
> Integers (types 0 and 1): For integers, the count field is the value; there is no payload. Type 0 encodes positive or unsigned integers, with values up to 264−1. Type 1 encodes negative integers, with a value of −1−count, for values from −264 to −1.
WTF? JavaScript got it wrong not being able to represent 64-bit integers. CBOR wants to make 65-bit signed integers(!) by combining 64-bit positive (type 0) and 64-bit negative (type 1). A rational person would make 64-bit unsigned, and 64-bit signed types like most languages and hardware. Only an academic would propose something as disconnected. To fully support a CBOR negative (type 1) integer you'd have to use a 128-bit signed or something like that.