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Like written above my statement was meant like: there are people out there, the are so in love with php, that they would (ab)use it for everything. I also know it is my fault to hired with these guys in the first place, however it definitely teached me how to not do things.
Not OP, but perhaps every library is a bit of an overstatement. But, as most PHP code was historically written under the assumption that blocking is fine, potentially any library you use could inadvertently block your event loop.