The best place to get STDs in the great lakes.

It's like the level Seaside Shock in Cruelty Squad

A group of seasteaders have recently acquired vast fortunes through biocurrency speculation. It wasn't however enough to attain their dream of building an artificial floating island on the open seas, so they've had to settle for a compromise and have purchased their own cruise ship, the 'Titanium Princess'. It is now a den of pathetic losers living out their depraved fantasies.

I like to point people to the Rational Wiki for their articles on topics such as these, which tend to be very entertaining:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Seasteading

I like the story of Grafton NH and how things actually turned out when libertarians started to take over a town - https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-...

You can already move to crypto land. You can buy residency in El Salvador for 3 bitcoin. There's even a tropical beach there. What? You don't like poor people? Tough luck pal. Besides, in your tiny little crypto island who's going to make your bed, take out the trash, make your meals and clean the toilets? Robots? Places like Aspen, or other towns for the super rich usually have a nearby middle class town for all the oompa loompahs. There's no island anywhere of only rich beautiful people.