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Comment by arethuza | Hacker News Reader

Have you read the reviews for high end cables on Amazon - they seem to be a motherlode of sarcasm.

My favourite review is from John L (Border of Wasteland, Former USA) on a Denon cable:

"This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be sometime around 2007 for whomever is reading this. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. Something... happens with them. Something came through, something from somewhere else. We were overrun in days, not many of us are left. WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES."

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B0...

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Another great review: http://www.amazon.com/review/RETS8UQ5PLPFK/ref=cm_cr_dp_perm...

... The driver, clad in a robe colored the softest of white, floated towards me on the cool fog of a hundred fire extinguishers. He smiled benevolently, like a father looking down upon his only child, and handed me a package wrapped in gold beaten thin to the point where you could see through it. I didn't have to sign, because the driver could see within my heart, and knew that I was pure. Upon opening the package, an angelic choir started to sing, and reached a crescendo as I laid this cable on my stereo system. Instantly, my antiquated equipment transformed into components made from the clearest diamond-semiconductor. The cable knew where to go, and hooked itself into the correct ports without help from me ....

(Don't miss the surprise ending.)

I looked for the surprise ending, then I realised it's not the end of the comment but the price - "1 new from $9,999.00".

http://i.imgur.com/Kmuvf.jpg

The product pictures for this one are great too.

Funny indeed! My favorite:

"I have mixed feelings about these cables. Yes, they have unprecedented clarity and range, but they are silver, which is chock full of small hadrons. If, like me, you are an audiophile particle physicist, you'll know that small hadrons degrade the transmission of audio signals by decohering individual notes, particularly quarter tones that have been reflected off of acoustic surfaces. Additionally, the quality of silences is tranquil, but not peaceful; Philip Glass's note-free "4'33" fails to achieve the the subtlety of a live performance."

http://www.amazon.com/review/RSXPVOGOCD14D/ref=cm_srch_res_r...

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