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Seems useful, the name gave me a chuckle. If I only saw the URL, I would imagine this was a service that providing info on preserving your buttocks.

There's a service "keeping donkeys". You can adopt your own <3 https://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/adopt

Asley looks nice, I always wanted when I get a donkey to name it Ashley.

It's fitting, good password management is the "watch out for your Cornhole" of the 21st century...