> I consider being unable to post or even
read comments to be a major functional breakdown.
For a blog? I disagree, because the point of a blog is to read the author’s comments, not those of third parties.
> Comments are non-interactive text, there's no justifiable reason why I should need JS to read them.
I kinda agree. The issue is that it is very rare to find a static site generator which can interface with a dynamic comment storage. To be honest, I don’t know that one exists, although of course it is completely possible. I can understand as a pragmatic matter why someone might have a static blog, want to add comments and not be willing to run his own dynamic comment system, esp. if that would entail writing said system.
All that being written, it would be awesome to have a static site generator which were called by a hook in a dynamic comment server. I actually would like to write one someday!