> available memory (or "free + buffers/cache") is close to zero
> swap used increases or fluctuates
> dmesg | grep oom-killer shows the OutOfMemory-killer at work
How about this one: the entire system becomes so unresponsive that even a VT switch takes multiple minutes to process, never mind actually logging in and running diagnostics. I don't know exactly why, but I used to get this pretty regularly on a 2 GB laptop if I did the wrong thing in Firefox. The workaround was installing earlyoom [1] (after which the tab would crash instead), although I assume there's some kind of sysfs parameter that I might have tweaked instead.