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And “its hurting” (zabole me) and “fuck it” (jebe mi se) as well :)

Romanian:

My dick hurts.

My dick fractures.

My ass hurts.

Or, more euphemistically:

It pains me someplace.

It fractures mine.

My elbow hurts.

Same in Bulgaria

Same in Romania. I suspect some russian influence

No, there is no such Russian saying. The closest is "it doesn't fuck me".