Searle goes into the room with the copy of the program instructions. He gets passed a note written in Chinese, cracks his knuckles, and then opens the manual.

He reads, "Step-1: prior to translating the note, we are going to train your neural networks on a Chinese corpus consisting of 410 billion tokens from Common Crawl, 19 billion tokens from WebText, 67 billion tokens from Books, and 3 billion tokens from Wikipedia. Training in 5, 4, 3..."

He shouts, "wait but if you do that wo shuō zhōngwén."