Am I the only one who wanted to read the original Japanese?
http://blade.nagaokaut.ac.jp/cgi-bin/scat.rb/ruby/ruby-dev/5...
I might try my hand at a translation with better flow... although, remember, the original is a chat log. Chat logs read in retrospect usually don't flow as well as natural conversation!
(EDIT: dangit, I forgot that HN chops up linebreaks. hold on) (DOUBLE-EDIT: Text file from my Dropbox: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9485376/chattranslation.txt)