Genuinely curious how you arrived here.
1. My time is valuable to me. Low effort sales templates are offensive in this light.
2. Joe never answered about why he has different metrics than Evan. You're just going to waltz past that point? Someone in mailgun is lying.
3. Nothing about this was rude or dramatic. Send me an email chain like this, I'd be happy to demonstrate what rude looks like. Waste my time at your own peril