I never went to a game, none of my friends did, and had no idea who the players were or when the games were. It was kinda nice not being at a football collage.
The party was nice, and eventually someone asked me which team I was rooting for. I said the guys in the blue shirts.
That didn't go over well at all.
You forgot to mention that the weight should be expressed in kilograms. Otherwise, if expressed in pounds this would be a Mensa dream team :-)
That is absolutely impossible sorry
It worked for Donald Bren, he built Irvine, Irvine became a very safe and very expensive town, and Bren became very rich because of it. UCI, on the other hand, has had a reputation for being boring for its entire existence. But I peronally liked the absence of jocks.
or any number you'd pick. don't make things up
The average IQ at Caltech is somewhere around 130-135. My freshman weight was 136, when I graduated it was a bit over 140. I'm around 155 today. I was hardly the lightest student. Caltech wasn't picky about who got on the team, as not many wanted to.
I'm also pretty sure that if Caltech had the ability to force students onto the team, they could have fielded one with an average IQ of 160. I knew many students that smart. I'd never met people like that before. They're amazing.
Hal Finney was one.
So yes, it was a joke. But the funny jokes are ones that have an element of truth to them.