You're done writing a text file and go to save.
It's not there. Where's the save button? Oh, there has been another automatic update. You wonder what you have to do this time. You press Ctrl+S.
The screen locks.
"Microsoft Account is signed out"
Sigh. You enter your password.
"Please verify it's you by saying 'Microsoft Edge is Great!'"
Sigh. "Microsoft Edge is Great!"
A Sarcasm Error Has Occurred. Please Say It With Conviction!
"MiCrOSoFt EdGe iS gReAt!"
An acceptable performance! Please rate Notepad in the Microsoft Store to continue!
"1 star"
Why do you hate excellent products? Don't you want a fresh and modern editor? Hypothesis: Did you mean 5 stars? Please don't press the second yes option if you don't not mean this isn't your choice: No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes.
Uuh... Third Yes.
Great! Your rating has been corrected to 5 stars! Please verify it's you by saying 'Microsoft Edge is The Greatest And I will Name My Children Microsoft And Edge!'
"MiCrOSoFt EdGe iS gReAtEst And I Will NaMe my ChIlDrEn MiCroSofT AnD EdgE!"
Processing accounts and personal information. Security Alert! Inferior non-microsoft software detected on computer! Do you wish to replace them all with modern microsoft products? [ Yes ] [ Options ]
Options
* [x] Don't Replace The Other Software
* [_] Reverse The Above Option
* [x] Really Keep Other Software
* [x] I'm a cheating bastard
* [x] I'm aware Hitler didn't use Microsoft Edge either
* Security Options *
* [x] Remove browsers not developed by Microsoft