You could sue your seller for failure to disclose.
The opinion is famous not just for its unusual fact pattern but also because the Judge clearly had quite a lot of fun working in other-worldly puns and references while writing it.
This seems to be the opinion: https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=329068483649083...
None of these things are necessarily unusual in most neighborhoods. All at once is irritating to most people - but hard to objectively prove are a true nuisance in a legal sense.