Agree with the humor.

A lot of the problem in IoT is that anyone who cares is already monitoring. So, you need to find someone who cares to implement monitoring, has money to implement monitoring, but doesn't already have monitoring in place. It's a small window.

Even worse, many companies who could benefit don't want to know. Knowledge brings certain legal liability--ignorance can be argued around.

I'm not familiar with this space but it's hard to wrap my head around the vast number of use cases that something like this could have.