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Sounds like a job for trained squirrels.

Sounds tricky. I'm imagining an orchard with a false floor: when the squirrels bury the nuts, they fall through to a conveyor belt.

Now you can add "squirrel trolling" to your résumé, sweet.

Yeah, Oompa Loompas wouldn't be able to get the whole nut out without breaking it.