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Honestly, I've never played a game of Chess, I actually have no idea how it works (I'm 32 years old lol)!

I'd love to learn though, I might write a blog post some day detailing how long it took for me to 'get good' (or I might suck at it).

I'd read that post. There's a lot of good introductory material on Youtube, e.g. here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCSbzArwB10

I played one single game once and the opponent used one of these bait openings so obviously I fell for it and lost immediately.