On a tangential note.
> Async Ruby is colorless!
I find it deeply irritating that this is how we choose to describe things these days. Rather than talking about modality, or even using a few more words to describe the actual differences in terms of the underlying programing language models.
Telling me that Ruby's async is colorless implies that I know about the description of programming models as "colors" of code, which was just some random analogy someone came up with which caught on. Nothing about this has anything to do with color. Even syntax highlighting doesn't really fit. This is akin to particle physicists getting cheeky and calling one of the quantum states "color" when it has nothing to do with wavelength (correct me if I'm wrong).
This is an appeal to stop trying to be so cute. Thank you.