Step 1. Make friends with someone high up at Coinbase
Step 2. Create a coin, buy a lot of it for yourself
Step 3. Get friend to list your coin on Coinbase
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Profit
Step 2. Create a coin, buy a lot of it for yourself
Step 3. Get friend to list your coin on Coinbase
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Profit