Ok, I'll chime in.

No menu!

Massive waste of screen space just to display a single word!

Making me scroll to find _anything_ of substance... and then finding there isn't actually anything of substance.

Each line has one or two words on it making me scroll to figure out what they are trying to say.

And I still don't know what the company/person is selling!

Please tell me this is the first attempt at a landing page or something?

Give me Geocities over this modern crap any day!

Edit: I guess I'm not the target audience then :)